Pheasant… you ugly Pheasant
Not exactly our favorite housewarming present.
With your tacky brown feathers and dreadful dead leaves
Stuffing galore, and dry rotted seams.
Your plywood support
Makes for an uncomfortable snooze.
In fact, I would rather sleep on the floor
If I had to choose.
It’s true what they say-
Birds of a feather do flock together.
Lucky for us,
The matching love seat really pulls our décor together.
Holidays, parties, and family affairs
Pheasant, you really do make them quite the bear.
The laughing, the teasing, the butt of all jokes
That’s you Pheasant…
and that’s why we need you to go.